An Austin woman recently put her soul up for sale on a popular online auction and shopping site. Going rate for a big-haired Texan is apparently only $1000. I figure that if only 11,000 more idiots are successful at doing the same, then they could all get together and buy the photos of those new twins born to two too pretty people. No, not me and D, we'd ask for far more money to exploit our kids..........
That's today's "News of the Stupid". Stay tuned, I am sure we can come up with more.
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